Fun at a friend’s culinary experimentation !!!!


She claimed it’s not her strongest point

that cooking leaves her cold

Anything for an easy life

Her motto from of old


Her microwave is over-used

Hardly a day goes by

When put to use, to save her time

and also energy


Experimenting one fine day

with freshly bought sardines

She didn’t quite expect them

to explode in smithereens


Eyes popped from their sockets

’twas amazing sight to see

Fishes flew all o’er the place

Oh such calamity !


The smell was overpowering

It lingered on for days

So overwhelmed with nausea

She vowed to change her ways


The moral of this story

May now be clearly seen,

And I’ll be much more careful

Where I cook my sardines